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Life lesson

Monday, April 21st, 2008

From Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:

Ferris: “Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”

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Like an epileptic Guido

Friday, December 21st, 2007

In the car…

    Me: You’re gonna go shopping with me tomorrow.
    BF: What?
    Me: Don’t worry I just need you for the muscle.
    BF: Wow, you really are desperate.
    Me: Why?
    BF: Using me for muscle instead of just a spastic distraction.

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Overheard…

Friday, December 21st, 2007

at the Lemonade Stand.

    BF: What do you want to do today?
    Mr. B: Kill myself.
    BF: Then what would you like to do?
    Mr. B: That would be up to you I guess.

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